ELLEN HAS LITERALLY TAKEN OVER THE INTERNET
okay so i’m not a fan of miley but this is 110% true
It kills me how sad she looks in the second gif. =\
Accurately describes society’s views on women.
So I came home from school a few days ago and found this on one of the cabinets in my house.
See about three years ago my parents decided to go on a big push to get healthy. At the time we were all really overweight, it was a good idea. Our motto became “Eat less. Exercise more.” This was reasonable, because we often had thirds in every meal, and I couldn’t run to my mail box without getting out of breath.
Since that time between the four members of my family we’ve lost a hundred and sixty pounds. I am muscled, curvy, and a weight I love. I exercise four days a week, usually boxing early in the morning before school. Usually in the course of a day I’ll eat two pieces of toast, a sandwich and a fruit, and a small piece of meet with a couple vegetables.
My parents are not impressed. At one time, they always repeated to me “healthy at any weight”, but now it has turned not to being healthy to be healthy, but lose weight lose weight lose weight.
My eleven year old sister and I have started working with each other to sneak food into our rooms that they won’t notice we’ve taken.
The other day, I didn’t wake up at five before school to work out, and my dad yelled at me, making me promise to work out an extra day that week.
My dad picks apart my lunch in the morning. Recently, they started giving me only half a sandwich.
A few days ago, my sister went to get a cheese stick after school, and my mother told her that if she ate it, it would be her entire dinner. My sister ate it, and didn’t get dinner.
My parents told me I need to get a personal trainer so I can “improve faster”.
My family has a history of eating disorders, and everyday my family seems more and more anorexic. I’m scared for both myself and my younger sister. Both of us try to not eat, because we get approval from our parents for being “more healthy”.
I’ve stopped eating lunch, trying to loose weight so that they will be nicer to me.
I don’t think my parents realize that they’re fostering eating disorders, but the other day I tried to make myself puke, because they treat food like poison.
I was wondering if you could reblog this if you think this sounds unhealthy, because I keep trying to talk myself out of thinking that it is.
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.
Tell him he’s free to skip the “hellos”.
that pizza guy is gonna call his parents like, “remember when you were disappointed I was a pizza guy well GUESS WHAT I’M ON THE OSCARS”
She finally got her pizza.
she looks so satisfied
Ellen Orders Pizza at the Oscars
That pizza guy must be HOLY FUCK I’M SERVING FAMOUS PEOPLE PIZZA AT THE FUCKING OSCARS THE ACTUAL FUCKING OSCARS
"I lied — we’re not going backstage."
That pizza guy just shat his pants
Imagine Brad Pitt helping serve the food at your fucking pizza party.
imagine going into work and having the oscars call
nipple piercings…. fuck that shit
I CLUTCHED MY BREAST
my boobs cringed.
Finally, I can present you my little comic ‘Hearts for Sale’ these are the first 10 pages.
Pre-order information can be found here. (Be quick)
I’m very nervous about this since it’s my first self-published book. I hope you like the story. Following pages are coming soon!
I just invented a new word:
THIS TOOK ME A DAY
if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
This post fucked me up.
A 99-year old man that can teach us all a lesson in humanity
Dobri means “happy” in Bulgarian. It’s the perfect name for such a selfless, humble man. Dobri’s story is the perfect way to share some happiness.